Filtrete Water Station...Wait, what?

I saw this commercial and became instantly confused.  I really looked at the product and tried to apply it to my life.  "Would this product enhance my life?"  

The answer, no.  Even based on the "9 to 5" schedule I have, no.  I drink large amounts of water, more than I believe is right but whatevs *shrug.  I'm looking at this bottle and it's about the same size as any other water bottle.  It just seems that if people just recycled we could be alright...instead of creating a potentially very unsanitary and honestly, pretty useless machine.